Wednesday, 29th June 2011
My wonderful friend, james the vicar came over for a cup of tea and strawberries.
Well it is a glorious week for Wimbledon, and an old English tradition
to have ripe juicy strawberries for this nostalgic event.
Well it is a glorious week for Wimbledon, and an old English tradition
to have ripe juicy strawberries for this nostalgic event.
I used to be a fan of tennis especially during the era of Martina Navratilova and
Bjorn Borg. Of course for us girls we now have Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal.
It's a great time for the family to get together and watch your favourite
tennis player while sharing a big bowl of strawberries and cream!
When the vicar arrived for what he thought was just a spot of tea
and biscuits, I had other ideas, much to his utter surprise!
Bjorn Borg. Of course for us girls we now have Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal.
It's a great time for the family to get together and watch your favourite
tennis player while sharing a big bowl of strawberries and cream!
When the vicar arrived for what he thought was just a spot of tea
and biscuits, I had other ideas, much to his utter surprise!
The old fool often forgets that when he's safe at home tucked
up in front of his computer, he gets very brave, or incredibly stupid!
He often writes to me, expressing his gratitude and appreciation for My
wonderful hospitality and always looks forward to his regular visits.
up in front of his computer, he gets very brave, or incredibly stupid!
He often writes to me, expressing his gratitude and appreciation for My
wonderful hospitality and always looks forward to his regular visits.
But on one particular occasion james became a little too brave when
writing to Me, foolishly describing that he couldn't believe how he
had received a huge helping of "Bitch Craft" from Me.
"A First Class Bitch and a Crafty One too!"
writing to Me, foolishly describing that he couldn't believe how he
had received a huge helping of "Bitch Craft" from Me.
"A First Class Bitch and a Crafty One too!"
The weather couldn't have been better for a stroll in the woods,
and I decided it was time to show james My interpretation of "Bitch Craft"!
Yes, I'm sure you can imagine the look on his "not so innocent" face,
it was of horror!!! I had my fantastic new stocks garnished with
implements and tools. I think the word "Bitch Craft" suddenly
had a very different meaning to james, after putting together my very
own concoction of stocks, eggs and a good helping of icing sugar!!!
I had james in the stocks for a good 30 minutes, and the poor fool
thought I was just a prick teaser, which got him very hot under the collar!
With temperatures soaring into the high 90's it was only fair to ensure
he didn't suffer with heat exhaustion, while strapped firmly in the stocks.
After putting on a very erotic shower show under the hose, I decided
it was time he cooled off too. Oh boy did he get wet in more ways than one!!!
and I decided it was time to show james My interpretation of "Bitch Craft"!
Yes, I'm sure you can imagine the look on his "not so innocent" face,
it was of horror!!! I had my fantastic new stocks garnished with
implements and tools. I think the word "Bitch Craft" suddenly
had a very different meaning to james, after putting together my very
own concoction of stocks, eggs and a good helping of icing sugar!!!
I had james in the stocks for a good 30 minutes, and the poor fool
thought I was just a prick teaser, which got him very hot under the collar!
With temperatures soaring into the high 90's it was only fair to ensure
he didn't suffer with heat exhaustion, while strapped firmly in the stocks.
After putting on a very erotic shower show under the hose, I decided
it was time he cooled off too. Oh boy did he get wet in more ways than one!!!
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